Tired of hearing the same old subjects every single time you go to a stand up show? Well... now you can turn those moments of disappointment into moments to savour... with done-to-death comedy bingo!

The rules are very simple. Just click on the link below and this will automatically generate a bingo card which you can take to a show. Make one for each of your friends. Then, as each subject comes up, strike it off the card. When you get five subjects in a row - horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, BINGO! You've won! Leap to your feet and demand that the act on stage gets you a prize.

You can generate as many bingo cards as you like. To generate a new one, just click on the button below.

Done-to-death comedy bingo cards are available >here<*

* If that didn't work.... try here

Note: This is a bit of fun. The program that throws up these cards is completely random. If, by chance, the card appears to be your set list, don't blame me. It's not me taking the piss out of you - your computer is.

I'm also not actually suggesting you do anything I've said above. Don't interrupt a comedy night by standing up and shouting - it's rude.